Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"
by Hey Jack December 11, 2014
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1 dollar hat

mitch derrness, reservoir tips
mitch derr with matching outfit and/or jersey. and the 1 dollar hat
by snosprts February 04, 2009
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millions wear the hats

millions wear the hats/millions wear hats is a nazi dog whistle commonly accompanied by “gnome hunting“ which means hunting jews.
person 1: millions wear the hats
person 2: stfu cringe nazi 🤓
by vTv April 23, 2023
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Mexican Top Hat

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 06, 2008
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Sir Top'm Hat

That Clay Aiken is a Sir Top'm Hat, if I have ever seen one.
by Dr. Archiballed March 18, 2004
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Lost My Hat

The term "I lost my hat" is used as a general response, when a person is astounded or baffled at something, be it a person's idiocy or unwarranted self-praise. The term can also be used as a response to another person's completely lackluster news.
Idiot: "How do you spell red?"
You: "You're so stupid that I just lost my hat."

Freak: "My cat can stand on its hind legs for a whole FOUR SECONDS."
You: "I just lost so much of my hat that I had to go find it in China and take a plane back here."
by DocNein May 03, 2010
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Hat Trick

Hey I just peed out my butt-hole, I just did a Hat Trick!
by Noodle Boobies January 06, 2007
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