When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
by Hey Jack December 11, 2014
by snosprts February 04, 2009
millions wear the hats/millions wear hats is a nazi dog whistle commonly accompanied by “gnome hunting“ which means hunting jews.
by vTv April 23, 2023
The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 06, 2008
by Dr. Archiballed March 18, 2004
The term "I lost my hat" is used as a general response, when a person is astounded or baffled at something, be it a person's idiocy or unwarranted self-praise. The term can also be used as a response to another person's completely lackluster news.
Idiot: "How do you spell red?"
You: "You're so stupid that I just lost my hat."
Freak: "My cat can stand on its hind legs for a whole FOUR SECONDS."
You: "I just lost so much of my hat that I had to go find it in China and take a plane back here."
You: "You're so stupid that I just lost my hat."
Freak: "My cat can stand on its hind legs for a whole FOUR SECONDS."
You: "I just lost so much of my hat that I had to go find it in China and take a plane back here."
by DocNein May 03, 2010
by Noodle Boobies January 06, 2007