I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer

it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"

by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon

“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways

by Kharomani June 14, 2022

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

Your chance of getting bitches

0%

What’s your chance of getting bitches?

by 80FF4D33ZNUT51NY0URM0UTH April 29, 2023

we’re getting older

My dogs are fine thanks for asking

Bob: Today the topic is we’re getting older
Mark: We’ve done this topic before
Bob: Fuck
Wade: My dogs are fine thanks for asking

by Derivative 69420 July 11, 2023

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)

a friendlier way to say the bombing of chongqing in ww2

person 1: i am real concerned about the chinese border getting bombed (bdsm)
person 2: bro stop
person 1: arlyn
person 3: i think they are going after the whitehouse next

by copez April 27, 2024