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California Fruitbowl 

The act of tucking big Jim and the Twins between your legs and mooning someone.
Thats disgusting, that dude just gave me a California Fruitbowl!

Frito-Lay Effect 

The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.
Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.
Frito-Lay Effect by Aelm43 December 27, 2009
Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.
Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*
FruitSnak by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007

douma_the_fruity_rat

Hottest tiktoker to ever exist πŸ₯΅πŸ˜©

❌He also totally did not write this himself ❌
Person 1: Douma_the_fruity_rat is super hot
Person 2: Totally agreed

fritoscrunch 

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.
You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.
Frith is an Old English word that means Peace and Freedom; but means so much more. It is an important concept in the religion of Asatru. It might be described as a combination of loyalty, honor, hospitality, and support. It is the obilgation to one's community, friends, and family to consider their welfare in your actions, and not to set out to harm them.
Our forebears valued frith almost more than anything else.
Frith by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006