A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"
OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"
Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012
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-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
-An online survivalist.
-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
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by joesummer95 April 13, 2011
Get the Facebook rapper mug.Used as an alternate for defriending people off of Facebook.
action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).
verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
action verb: The act of defriending a large group of people from one's Facebook because of a number of reasons (i.e. removing an ex, people you don't talk to any more, that random from the party last night, etc).
verb: to downsize one's Facebook friends
Tom: I decided to Facebook downsize after each school year.
Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
Jerry: Yeah, I did some Facebook downsizing after I broke up with that whore Stacy. I didn't need her sorority Facebook stalking me anymore.
by Lord_Squeaks March 5, 2012
Get the Facebook Downsizing mug.Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
by aceofbasefan August 7, 2010
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Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
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