deviantart

Deviantart is a website where so called "artists" submit their work. It's a good way for emo/anime lovers to make "friends". There is some good artwork on there, but why waste your time making artwork for some crappy site? It's not like you're going to get recognized by some famous artist or something, just by some teenagers who think they know good artwork(which they don't) and write "brilliant!" for every drawing of Naruto they see. If these "artists" were smart, then they'd go to an actual place instead of Deviantart. Also, I feel bad for those models who have to get naked, just because some horny "fashion photographer" couldn't get a real job for an agency and hired a bimbo for free.

Girl: Omigod. This drawing of Johnny Depp took me 100,000 hours to make and color, but I've finally finished. Now I can submit to some retarded website that no one cares about.
Commenter: Brilliant!(stupid comment) But, the pupil of his left eye is a bit too small.
Girl: AW SHIT!


Boy: Yeesss, my anime flash of Naruto and his girlfriend is complete! And it only took me 2 days with no sleep!
Commenter: The bet artwork I've ever seen! (not) Brilliant!


Model: Heeeyy! I'm here for my Vogue photoshoot.
So-called "fashion photographer": Okay, now get naked.
Model: Hey! Why are you the only one here? Isn't this for Vogue!
SCFD: No bimbo! This is for deviantart.com! Now take off your clothes!
Model: For what?!

by Hhihopjsojdos January 3, 2009

devil pig

The worst damn kind of pig there is

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

Devil's Triangle

Noun

A skydiving game involving 3 men; sexual preference does not matter. All three take a shot of tequila and whiskey. Repeat shots for 3 rounds. 3 people and 3 rounds because triangles have 3 sides. The 6 shots must be finished in under 6 minutes. After 6 minutes, all three jump out of the airplane holding hands. Once out, players begin mastubating, the team must collectively achieve 6 ejaculations. The guy who provides the 6th nut pulls his chute. The other 2 cannot pull their chutes and must try and hold on to the man who pulled his. Whoever survives wins the game of Devil's Triangle.

6 shots, 6 minutes, 6 nuts= 666, the Devil's Triangle.

It's crazy, did you hear? Kav, Squee and Marky J played the Devil's Triangle back in the '80s and all three survived. I read about it in their yearbook.

by TheRealUrbanGuru October 5, 2018

DEVILS MAYONNAISE

When you ejaculate in girls face, then throw hot sauce in her eyes.

She couldn's see for two hours after I gave her the devils mayonnaise

by fallopian dude March 31, 2011

The Devil

A marijuana smoking technique in which the smoker inhales smoke from a blunt, exhales a small amount out, sucks it back in, exhales it out again, sucks it back in one more time, exhales it out and performs a french inhale to end it.

"Yo, did you see Brett just pull off the Devil?"

by Matt's place May 6, 2009

devil hate devil

Is an organizational belief of proficy threw conceptual idea's and
joing together to stop mutherfuckers who think that they can manipulate
ordinary normality ...stments of realizeing clairvoyant situation and these situations are higher than lower
so go too church and pray you fucking bitches,go worshiping
your devil pitiful humans.

you're not a part of believable proficy you should never be in a statement where you
organize --devil hate devil,beliefs..

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

devil's tail

refers to a male's penis & its resemblance to the devil's long tail with an arrow-head tip

Travis: "Vaughn, what you getting into tonight?"
Vaughn: Gonna give ol' Rosemary the devil's tail...if she's lucky"

by Love Me Sexay! September 24, 2015