When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
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Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
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He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.
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