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Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s
Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke
by Adam2356 February 18, 2020
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Brandon and Julina

The cutest most adorable couple you will see in your entire life Brandon loves julina very much she means the world to him they are the cutest couple in the whole universe
Hey look did you see Brandon and julina...

Who's Brandon and julina?

The cutest couple alive
by Xdemxlition February 26, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce
dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi
by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024
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Brandon L Richards

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!
by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022
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Brandon

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho
by realivan May 3, 2021
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