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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Book

A nice friend who has an elegant, two-tone cover.
Book! Donut said we have to fill these jetpacks with fuel, but I can't find any!
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blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past
wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good
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18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)
I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked
by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023
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the supreme holy book

Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"
by xellkkk June 6, 2018
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booked

"Tom is looking pretty booked today."
"I don't think he slept last night"
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booked

"Tom was looking booked today"
"I don't think he slept last night"
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