National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022

daddy broke

daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy

“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”

by the fittest May 9, 2022

shirkin boken

A closet rod. You tell a new friend is a martial arts weapon.

Hey dude, what’s that wood rod in your room? Oh that’s a shirkin boken. It’s a martial arts weapon,

by Jmaktheknife July 10, 2022

Go Brokeback

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movie “Brokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.

Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?

by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 30, 2023

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

i broke the 4th wall

is a scentense when you say when you break the 4th wall

mrak: i broke the 4th wall
jhon: A N D ?

by ishu4 April 30, 2023