Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
by Panda Crew May 03, 2009
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Conor bacon

Conor is a kind hearted man, also know as baconaldo for his footy skills. He Always puts others infront of him, it’s a shame he has not friends
I hate Conor bacon
by Dedoid Sullyvinsmum October 17, 2018
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Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.
can you pass the baconized spinach please?
by Sky blaster December 17, 2019
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Bacon-Eating Pig

A bacon-eating pig is someone that eats disgusting or old things that are normally considered unacceptable by society.
Did you see Gillian eat that day old cheese bagel she left in her hot car all day? What a bacon-eating pig!
by king julian’s toes March 08, 2024
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finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
by sierynn February 04, 2017
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