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Cold Farting

When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.
CIRE: Stop COLD FARTING, it's gross...

MEDA: No! This is the best!
by CallMeInfinite March 12, 2014
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bill farted

he pushed it out and stunk up the place
dude, bill farted. get the Febreeze.
by gems4life11 October 12, 2008
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Penis-Fart

A possible after-affect of a bladder exam. During the exam the bladder is inflated with air making it possible for residual air to cause a "fart" when peeing.

Sound wise a "penis fart" can resemble a queef or the sound a hose makes when extra air escapes.
I never knew it was possible to let a penis-fart until I got a bladder exam...
by Sue Doe Nyhm April 22, 2010
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fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
by Janet90232 October 24, 2007
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sulphur fart

The result of eating too much of certain foods, like eggs or cabbage. This causes people to have very unpleasant farts, which smell like sulphur. They are usually very quiet, which doesn't give nearby victims a fair warning. However, since they make no sound, it's easy to let one rip in the middle of a crowd and blame it on somebody else. It's recommended you only unleash one in a large and ventilated area, since they can be rather deadly. They also sometimes linger in an area for up to 5 minutes. Use extreme caution when emitting a sulphur fart, unless you enjoy alienating anyone down-wind from you.
Guy1: "I woke up this morning with sulphur farts."
Guy2: "That's what you get for eating 15 deviled eggs."

"I went to the movies last night, and somebody had nasty sulphur farts. But it was too quiet, so I wasn't sure who was responsible."
by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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popcorn fart

something that is very dry.
a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
by wik the wokker October 26, 2003
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happy fart

If you fart and someone giggles it's definately a happy fart!
Hey Tara my grandma has a lot of happy farts!
by toldya July 8, 2010
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