Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.

Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.

by RAMbozo the Clown December 20, 2008

whipped

being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend...in most cases a guy being completely controlled by his girlfriend.

damn milligan your whipped!!!!1

by Poside June 1, 2016

Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

pussie whipped

WHEN A FEMALE USES HER VAGINA TO GET WHAT DHE WANTS

RJ LEANARD IS PUSSIE WHIPPED

by Pussie whipped December 17, 2016

D-Whip

What Derrick Whipple calls his Penis.

Yo how many of you dirty instahoes want a sip of the D-Whip.

by Anon311385376543 August 5, 2020

Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked

That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good

by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015