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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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Waffle

Tasty treat only pancake lovers hate. You can add Nutella or peanut butter to make it taste different.
Ooh you made waffles!

Don’t show them to your brother he’s a pancake person.

Ok…
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Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.
I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.
by Big dick dave August 30, 2013
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Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared
by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024
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waffle

the same as waterfall; smoking device where you burn a hole in the bottom of a bottle and sit it in a larger jug of water. You place the bowl in the top of the bottle and as you pull the bottle out of the water, it fills with smoke, which you then inhale upon removing the bowl. Waffle is a variation of the term water fall, because saying waterfall quickly or with an accent can cause it to sound like waffle
hey man, let's hit some waffles before class
wow man, I'm totally ripped from those waffles
oh crap, i forgot the waffle kit in my car
by anonyme May 14, 2008
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white girl waffle

a waffle containing pumpkin spice flavoring. typically consumed by white college women.
Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?

Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!
by lucasssssss September 17, 2023
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