Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

by Zzz123456789zzz March 30, 2016

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

waffle

A D.J. and Visual artsit freak of nature addicted to bass and not the drug but the sound frequincy(to bad he's going def) and yeah he's a nice guy.....uh but he can be a dink

party and see if you dare but be ware be ware there might be waffle bass in the air

by D.V. November 10, 2006

ROFLMAO WAFFLE

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Another Freak Flies Like Eagle

My buddy told an epic "your mom" joke. I ROFLMAO WAFFLE'd.

by Zsaszrael June 7, 2020

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016