uncle flo

when you shit blood.

"aw man, uncle flo came to visit last night and ruined my date!"

by rokupon September 2, 2017

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Bob's ur uncle

Apparently a slang for "surprise" used by the British said by Americans

Person 1: Bob's ur uncle m*therf*cker

by Bobsmyuncletoo May 5, 2022

Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023

Goofy ah uncle productions

My album name for a school project and some uncle

He is listening to goofy ah uncle productions.

by my dad is a nice guy October 30, 2023

Uncle Grandpa

When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.

He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa

by anon-nz August 10, 2019

Uncle Ching

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Ching.

Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Ching

by tryce666 January 16, 2021