Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022
Get the Fonts Brothers Friends Unclemug. the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
Get the Uncle Tamingmug. by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
Get the Grumpy unclemug. by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
Get the uncle blow dickmug. My half-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
Get the half-first great-cousin-unclemug. He is Uncle to no one.
Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024
Get the Unclemug. My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-great-uncle-in-lawmug.