Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

Hand Dick

The act of touching your penis before shaking hands with another person.

I totally hand dicked my boss on my last day of work.

by Bradinphx December 20, 2018

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

Surfers Hand

A condition often related to extended periods of Internet-surfing, causing the mouse hand to feel uncomfortably cold.
Can be cured by wearing gloves.

After browsing hilarious YouTube videos for hours, I realised I had to stop due to my ever-worsening Surfers Hand.

by Grbel08 August 30, 2010

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

Hand-john

Getting a handjob while shitting

Laura was so drunk she agreed to a hand-john

by Mapleleafsy July 7, 2014