blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.

The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.

by outatym December 29, 2013

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Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"

by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019

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Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up

I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job

by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016

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Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015

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