barn crazy

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.

Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker July 16, 2016

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

crazy fems

a type of feminists who take everything to the extremes and over exaggerate

crazy fems are the most common type of feminists. they are the ones who you find on the streets yelling at innocent bystanders for attention

normal man: hey ma’am, are you single ?

crazy fem: aRe YoU TrYiNg To AsSAuLt Me ? I WILL CALL THE POLICE !

normal man: no, i was just trying to flirt with you

crazy fem: OH SO JUST BECAUSE IM A WOMAN YOURE GOING TO HIT ON ME ? LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SEXIST MONSTER

by the_real_ash1093 January 26, 2018

crazy cub

A cougar’s much younger lover and toy that has a reputation for trying wild things in the bedroom. Cougars typically keep their crazy cubs hidden away because they like the things they can do that their “normal” husband or lover can’t or won’t do. Many women will share the rights to their crazy cub with their friends allowing everyone to experience the same pleasure, physically or mentally, that they get with their cub.

Let me tell you what my crazy cub did to me last night!!!

by Cub toy January 31, 2018

Christmas Crazy

The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.

Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.

Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.

by makepar December 26, 2016

the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.

I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.

by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017

crazy MF

crazy motherfucker

Be aware of that guy Masuel, he is a crazy MF.
Have you heard of this crazy MF called Masuel?

by Samyeezy January 20, 2017