SOFT

When a person copies and pastes a dad joke, especially from social media such as twitter

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just SOFT

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

SOFT

When a person (usually an uncle) copies and pastes dad jokes, most likely from a social media source such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

SOFT

When a person (typically an uncle) reposts lame dad jokes from a social media source, such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the dad jokes… turns out he’s been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

Soft Mode

Soft Mode is a state where the person is more fragile and you have to be more careful when speaking to them

Person 1: Why are you more fragile than usual?
Person 2: I’m in soft mode

by stitchthelilo January 15, 2022

Soft drill

The soft drill is something like WWE. It’s fake or not all the things that are said are true so it isn’t interesting. For example you would go at a boxe match knowing that shit is fake…? I think no…

Italian drill is soft drill…

by BM drill January 24, 2022

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.

" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"

by jnie January 27, 2022