Human feces, generally in one large log, located in ones pants. The term is commonly used among middle aged Japanese business men.
by Xero Anarian May 17, 2006

A weapon used by people in the southern states to train little children to not talk when other people are.
Mrs. Smith (Teacher)- So class today we are going to learn a new word its called ...
Little Johnny- (*whispers to friend) hehe Mrs. Smith smells like doodoo.
moments later.
*WHACK *WHACK *WHACK *WHACK
-that'll teach 'em.
Little Johnny- (*whispers to friend) hehe Mrs. Smith smells like doodoo.
moments later.
*WHACK *WHACK *WHACK *WHACK
-that'll teach 'em.
by Garbinator September 13, 2005

Premature ejactulater.
"How was Trent last night?"
"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."
"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."
by Ryan March 14, 2005

A Cigarette. Commonly used by smokers as a joke, but in some cases used by people who look down on smokers. Usually used when refering to a cowboy killer.
by Isar April 9, 2006

Person 1: Yo those elongated pieces of battered or breaded mozzarella are the shit!
Person 2: You mean Mozzy Sticks?
Person 1: that's dope fam.
Person 2: You mean Mozzy Sticks?
Person 1: that's dope fam.
by TheTri-Pod August 14, 2017

–noun, plural 'mookie sticks'
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.
by siddNullus February 6, 2009

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!
by Jim Haze July 30, 2008
