Guitar Acquisition Syndrome 

Guitar acquisition Syndrome, or rather "GAS" is when you check out an awesome new guitar that you just HAVE to own, no matter what the cost. You lose sleep. You can't eat. It drives you mad!

I just spent $1000 on a guitar w/ money I don't even have. Now I'm in debt and eating from a trash can. I've relieved my Guitar Acquisition Syndrome, but now I suffer from buyers remorse and homlessness.

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome by andrew rules! July 14, 2006

Pizza Box Syndrome 

Sometimes when you receive home delivery of Pizza the box can get a bit crushed. When you open the box the mozzarella cheese sticks to the top of the box and strings of cheese go from the pizza to the box. This also can happen when you pull down a pair of women’s panties. There will be a cheese like substance stringing from her diseased virgina to her panties. The smell can be worse that the visual. It may be a wicked case of vaginosis. This syndrome is most prevalent in females with large gunts. It also is found when women get large amounts of jizz dumped into their said cunts on a regular basis and do not bother to wash out their snatch.

I was pulling down Joan's big panties last night and I saw a string of cheese from her cunt lips to her droors. Yuck, she must have Pizza Box Syndrome!

Hey Edwin, I tried to fuck your nasty mother last night when I saw her laying in a pool of her own sick outside the bar. When I pulled down her pants I saw "Pizza Box Syndrome", so I left her there for the Mexicans.

Pizza Box Syndrome by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010

"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome 

The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.

Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.

"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"

"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."

"50 Turn Mario Party" Syndrome by Anteaterking December 29, 2011

Guilty Penis Syndrome 

Guilty Penis Syndrome (GPS) occurs in young men with strong religious backgrounds, particularly Catholic, and manifests itself as feelings of remorse, regret, or inhibition immediately before, during, or after sexual intercourse. When it happens immediately before, they guy may suddenly abort his mission and abruptly flee. When it happens during sex, some men will stop mid-coitus as they are no longer able to perform, but most men will still finish, albeit with some degree of difficulty as they are distracted by the feeling that they "shouldn't be doing this..." When it happens afterward, the guy may behave strangely toward the girl he was with, often reacting with hostility and blaming the other person for his supposed misdeed.

"Hey, what happened with Paul? You two really hit it off at that party last week."
"Yeah, I was totally into him, and he came on strong so we went back to my place. We were all over each other, but when he took his shirt off I commented that I like the little gold cross he was wearing and he totally flipped out. He jumped up and literally ran out of my apartment. I don't get it, it was weird."
"Girl, don't worry about it. He obviously has Guilty Penis Syndrome. The same thing happened to me last year."

Guilty Penis Syndrome by Genebeeb October 6, 2009

flashbang syndrome 

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.

Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."

flashbang syndrome by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008

Tayshaun Syndrome 

When your arms are not proportional to the rest of your body, allowing a person be clumsy and awkward.

Nick just broke yo mom's lamp with his arms. Man, he got Tayshaun Syndrome.

Tayshaun Syndrome by Z to the G January 4, 2009

Willhunt Syndrome 

Thinking you have the most amazing ability on the electric guitar when you are actually absolutely horrifying.

*Person 1, wearing a Metallica T-Shirt, smells bad and has curly hair, produces a horrific howl from an electric guitar*

Person 2: Woooaahhh dude that is so lame, you need to get laid man, you must have Willhunt Syndrome!

Willhunt Syndrome by pegowden September 12, 2010