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The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."
by advar February 1, 2022
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Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
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Pipe Head

The act of performing oral sex on someone as they work on the plumbing in your house.
I was so grateful to Elliot for coming over and fixing my sink I gave them Pipe Head.
by Melborneyarrl August 7, 2023
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Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.
Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!
by Rionox March 20, 2025
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Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...
Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .
by baglady2713 June 4, 2019
mugGet the Choke on pipemug.

Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.
Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.
by Sqweegy March 13, 2017
mugGet the Pipe Cleanermug.

Fudge pipe

When she take it in the ass and you pull it out and its dripping in warm shit
Dam i got lucky last night and tried anal but when i woke up i hade a fudge pipe
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