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Bald Pussy

When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.
My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.
by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022
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Pen Pussy

Someone who thinks they're a stoner but only smokes pens.
A: We should match with Katie she told me she smokes
B: Nah she's a pen pussy
by miserablestudent August 21, 2019
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Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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pussy socialism

As in the Marxist slogan: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

But instead of economics, this slogan relates to pussy. Specifically, when a buddy who pulls a lot of poon shares his conquests with his less fortunate buddy -- that's pussy socialism.
"Thank god for pussy socialism, otherwise I'd never get laid!"
by marxist_pussy August 12, 2014
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Pussy Gulper

Pussy Gulper (Acronym. PG): noun
1. a person who gulps his/her drink in a weak, timid, or unmanly manner.

2. in many countries PG is degrading and dishonorable

3. most frequently used when referencing alcohol
1. "stop Pussy Gulping take it like a man"

2. "yo u better Pussy Gulp my drink, dont be trying to take it"

3. "u damn Pussy Gulper give me that ill show you a real gulp"
by ccthedefinition_wiz.com March 15, 2010
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flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.
Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.
by FlatPussy May 11, 2018
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Hello Pussy

The day a girl throws out her Hello Kitty collection.
Brittney looks all grown up. Yeah, she threw out her Hello Kitty collection last week. It's Hello Pussy from now on.
by Ma$tiboy August 3, 2016
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