cut one

you farted.

The kid next to me cut one and we all laughed at him.

by eat_lightbulbs October 26, 2003

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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

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that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

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gone one

n. the state of being declared permanently mental deficient (see 5150) due to the chronic void of rationalization. Frequently due to repeated states of being "on one".

When you're "gone one", you become frequently susceptible to the repeated monitoring of the "tweaker blinds".

Also: ... if you stare long enough, you'll see it too.

by Ahhh shiiiit December 3, 2004

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Urinal One

A $1 bill that's so wrinkled, dirty and worn out, it looks like it was found on the floor of a men's public bathroom. It has little or no vending value whatsoever.

Waitress: And here's your change.
Britta: Ah gross! Look at this urinal one she gave me back! I don't even wanna touch it. Somebody trade me for a crispy one.

by Fastball35 August 14, 2011

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