A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
Get the Jizz Ragmug. A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
Get the Jizz Fairmug. The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
Get the Desmet Jizz on Itmug. The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.
by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020
Get the Jizz Whoppermug. The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022
Get the No jizz January/June/julymug. by plotonis May 24, 2017
Get the lack jizzmug. by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022
Get the Jizzmug.