A ginger that plays the bass clarinet but doesn't know note name. Went through a period where he had a new girlfriend every week, and then turned into a discord mod. Would moderate discord servers, join vcs, and scroll tiktok edits instead of doing classwork, and some manages to pass his classes. Hit the penjamen in the back of gym class, and smokes weed. One of the top greatest 10 people of all time.
by drakepricefan123 August 21, 2025

texting After 10:30pm were individuals send emotional and graphic messages an sometimes will express themselves with emojis such as ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐
by The real voice July 15, 2015

by ls.iop November 25, 2020

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

even my goodness as a person was questioned (total bullshit)- basically a message that was completely baseless and formed in some dark corner of his imagination...
by PnBOX November 11, 2021

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
