Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

Nick’s Mom’s Poon by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

nick.bizkit 

-Top comedy
-Funniest account on the ‘gram
-Irony funny

“Yo, that’s funny dude!”
“I know, totally nick.bizkit humor”

nick.bizkit by Bizkitparklinkin September 26, 2019

nick maruzza 

some faggot that sucks dick for free. he sexually assulted my girlfriend so he should die x

Finds a homo on the street: Are u Nick Maruzza?

nick maruzza by giorgio4 October 13, 2019

nick segal 

an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.

Shit man, I heard Matt got nick segal going now

nick segal by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

nick andrew 

A really tall,thicc, and big footed man. He’s typically an in the closet homosexual waiting to bust out of the closet.

Girl- Is that Nick Andrew?
Boy- Yes but don’t get any ideas because he’s probably gay

nick andrew by mothers penis October 24, 2019

nick disease 

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

nick disease by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019

Nick Tobey 

A Shit, Poop

Thought I was ready to go out, then I noticed I had to take a big Nick Tobey

Nick Tobey by PDizzle1 March 10, 2020