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Nathan

MASSIVE PENIS. LIKE HUGE SHLONG. WILL DESTROY YOUR BUM EASILY. He is also super hot and super athletic and creative.
Joe: Hey. Do you know what happened to Sheila?
Nathan: Yeah she's in the hospital cause my penis destroyed her insides.
by JoeMamaSaysTrue February 24, 2022
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literally the most perfect human on this earth he's so amazing yeah omg omg yeah and he's so smart and shi like omg u got me blushing bro
me: nathan cumings is so cute bro i wish he knew who i was

all my friends: girl u ain't ever tried to talk to him
by your mom lieks caelum February 25, 2022
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Nathan

A term used to by a mumble rap Redditor fan whenever someone criticizes their crappy "music". Usually found on Reddit.
Someone: Lil Uzi Vert is trash imo.

Mumble rap fan: Nathan!!! r/lewronggeneration I only listen to Logic, Joyner Lucas, and Eminem! r/rapmorelikecrap, scared of black people! Mumble (c)rap AMIRITE??? Shut up oldhead.

Someone: Relax, dude. I'm not "scared of black people" , I like black rappers such as Dr Dre, Game, Tupac, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, T-Pain, Rihanna, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole. And yes I do like Eminem but there are many other rappers I like. In fact I have an entire playlist. And I'm 16, not an "oldhead"

Mumble rap fan: Ok.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 1, 2022
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A term used to describe someone or something that is so unbelievably gay and cringe, that you have no words to describe it.
Person 1: "Look at that parade, are they holding rainbow flags?"
Person 2: "Oh my god, NATHAN!!"
Person 1: "I know, right?! Never seen something so Nathan in my entire life!"
Person 2: "Suicide pact?"
Person 1: "Suicide pact."
by MadLadAnakie March 2, 2022
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Nathan

A handsome weeb.
His friend group is messed up and he is friends with a discord mod.
Really smart as well, but he doesn't show it off.
Your such a Nathan
If someone says that that is a compliment.
by Your Ordinary Friend March 5, 2022
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the kind of guy who bans you from his minecraft server.
hey man you banned me, you're such a Nathan
by Paulmichaelsmith March 7, 2022
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Nathans are very sensitive but will always be there for you if you need them, they like to be outdoors and to be with their friends almost all of the time, but they also like their alone time too they like long bike rides and late nights out with friends, they like to *explore* ( if you know what i mean) but are to shy to say or do anything about how they feel,
but they WILL cross the line 1 or 2 times but they'll learn from it and it'll never happen again Nathans hate people at least stupid one they don't have time for them Nathan can also be dumbasses and completely stupid some time but thats what makes them fun to be around, most of them are VERY attractive, i've noticed most Nathans are tall bold and blond and not afraid to speak their mind.
person1: whos that hot guy over there !
person2: idk but it must be a Nathan FOR SUREE!
by patches123454 May 14, 2021
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