when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.
by Mandizzler aka mandac May 09, 2008
by Papa Cox March 05, 2009
A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.
by Anonymous March 11, 2003
by kinky fucker May 25, 2007
by dogfaceskank March 27, 2015
This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud
1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym
Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!
1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym
Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!
Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
by 100percentBEAST April 01, 2013
A Song That Is Shit If You Like It Your Fucking Shit And A Adopted Bitch Like Wtf This Is A Lyric Part "Stream With Me Ima Be A E~Boy We Gon Mine I Know I'm A BadBoy"
kid: hey dad have you heard the song muffin by badboyhalo its so good
Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted
Father: This is Why Your Fucking Gay And Adopted
by mommysmilkanddaddyswiner November 19, 2021