January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.

January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY

by him..<3 January 8, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

January 2

January 2 is national call your gf/bf daddy

January 2 Is the day to say daddy

by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024

january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason

“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”

by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021

january 3

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you

girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..

by lizz06 January 3, 2021