Robbing a house while jerking off in nothing but a man-thong, shooting his bodily fluids onto the furniture.
by 28getalife April 10, 2025
Get the Jerk Burglarmug. when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 18, 2025
Get the El Salvadorian jackal jerkingmug. The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
Get the Linear Jerkmug. by The_Dood October 23, 2012
Get the Jerk Turd Fuck Headmug. 
by TSM_JELLY April 8, 2018
Get the Jerksmug.