Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

a davis joke

A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner

"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"

by ajozahuran May 14, 2015

joke

joke is a joke

Person 1 - yo im big doa oyk emk and gdk
Person 2- omg so funny🔫💥💥💥💥
Person 1- it was a joke
Micheal jordan- stop it get sum help we need to stop gang violence

by jokëf January 26, 2023

jokes

said when somethings funny probably said from a British person
adjective

"english class was so jokes 🤣 "
"that was jokes icl"

by slayyyterr October 1, 2023

Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.

“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

“That shit was a iad joke”

by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023

That's not a joke

That's not what's happening hear, shit-stain.

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

Joke

A cross between a jog and a hike.

I was planning on going on a trail run, but it ended up being a joke.

We were going to hike this awesome trail, but it ended up being a joke.

by FFDave February 27, 2021