Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.

Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.

by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 12, 2015

coochie clam

a coochie with a very thigth grip

damn bro she's got a fucking coochie clam

by bloodworkbarf July 24, 2022

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.

Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹

by October 13, 2022

Clam Dugging

When a woman shoves a clam up her female region and a male counterpart has to dig it out with his tongue.

Wow Jason gave me a good clam dugging yesterday and I came so hard and my flaps vibrated with joy!

by Peter Dugg January 15, 2025