horny

be honest. you only searched this up in order to find the weird ass shit people write

you're probably horny right now

by sparrowep/sperou/sperouep/spar August 6, 2024

Horny

If u see this, just go on porn and rub one out

I'm so Horny lemme get my phone AND BEAT MY MEAT

by Hornierperson September 6, 2023

Horny

Are you here for written porn or other ways of saying it because words get redundant over time? If it's the second one here's some words!!!

-hot and bothered
-aroused
-lustful
-libidinous
-lascivious
-turned on
-goatish
-lecherous
-randy
-satyric
-salacious

It wouldn't submit this for way too long because it said I didn't write "horny" in the example but I wrote "horny" like twice this website is stupid

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by Cringe username September 18, 2023

horny light

When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.

My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.

by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023

horny spaz

Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related

“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”

by anonymous October 2, 2023

horny

when you feel hornknee

"I'm so horny papi"

by hornkneehamster October 6, 2023

Horny Psychosis

Being so horny and hypersexual that one becomes delusionally perverse and "erotomanic" (sometimes "dangerously") that when they sexually harass someone that the person the harass likes and/or wants it. Someone who is Psychotically Horny wil also masturbate to things they nornally wouldn't and would possibly find degenerate when they are lucid. Horny Psychosis can typically be allieviated by orgasm where one becomes more lucid of one's mistake, but does not automatically mean they are more sane.

There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.

1. Girl 1: That creepy guy kept stalking me, i
hate it.

Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.

2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.

2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.

by Dr Sex M.D. Fucking Psychiatry November 1, 2023