have her cake and eat it too

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

by Viola F. Blanton May 28, 2006

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

I'd drink her bath water!

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006

I fucked the shit out of her

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.

First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

by Bustex August 4, 2016

take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007

make a mila out of her kunis

To perform oral sex on a woman. Reference to the sex scene with Mila Kunis in "Black Swan".

That girl is hot; I'd like to make a Mila out of her Kunis.

by Reno2112 May 15, 2011

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004