As hard as a goat's knee

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

by Wingwah March 28, 2019

Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

by #asssoulehelpingme2 March 27, 2022

Harding High School

A place where it’s full of ghetto short Asians. This is the place where the f-boy fuck little bitches from left to right. The place where you can Taboo like David Yang. Anyways, Nigga got small dicks and act like they all that. Lastly, you get pregnant.

I’m a student at Harding High School

by oneohone5378 November 7, 2019

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

by jockerty July 18, 2019

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

by sean henny September 6, 2010