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Golden juice box

When you pee in a girls mouth cause she says wait im thirsty
Blue legacy asked me to stop for a second shes thirsty. So I gave her a golden juice box.now she's mad at me.
by J BROW April 19, 2021
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Golden Valley, AZ

Golden Valley, AZ is a town nearly 20 minutes west from Kingman and let me tell y'all, this is the shit hole you would not wanna live at! It's been proven that this town is the most fucked up place out of the entire state! Mostly meth heads, rednecks, and prostitutes live in this dump and if you do live here, keep yourself as secure as possible! I'd advise you don't live in Golden Valley anyways. Fuck that place!
Golden Valley, AZ is so garbage, it makes Kingman look as good as Beverly Hills!
by Shb99 March 17, 2022
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Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.
Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!
by overheardmarinasf September 6, 2013
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Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?
by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021
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golden red flag

When you see a red flag, but you cannot run from him/her!

Person that is toxic but very attractive for somes reasons!
Edward was a real golden red flag but Bella was still ready to do everything to please him!
by Kyngofheartx June 6, 2023
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Riding The Golden Gate

Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....

Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*
Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"

Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."

Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."
by Chesticles Inspectus February 7, 2013
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