Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024

AI image generation

what urbandictionary.store uses to show off their tee shirts and hoodies

fuck you AI image generation

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness

The ACC, a “company” (lemonade stand with Mark and Gertrude) that makes “AI” (Mark and Gertrude) and “games” (ripoff Pokémon and ripoff pong)

The ACC/Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness/Algonsciousness is genuinely the worst “company” ever, why did you make this

by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Fallacy of General Privation

A fallacy where someone makes a vague, general accusation of harm or failure—"this system causes suffering," "this idea has negative consequences," "these people have done bad things"—without specifying what harm, to whom, under what conditions, or compared to what alternatives. The accusation is broad enough to be unfalsifiable and vague enough to avoid evidence. General Privation trades on the emotional power of "harm" without the intellectual work of demonstrating it. It's the rhetorical equivalent of "something bad happened somewhere, therefore your point is invalid." The privation is asserted, not demonstrated; generalized, not specified; weaponized, not analyzed.

"Every time I try to discuss economic policy, someone says 'Capitalism causes suffering.' That's the Fallacy of General Privation—vague enough to be unanswerable, broad enough to shut down discussion, and completely useless for actual policy analysis. What suffering? Where? Compared to what? The generality is the point—it's a conversation-ender, not a contribution."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

best 4th generation vocalist

Choi Jongho of ATEEZ is widely known as the best 4th generation vocalist in Kpop.

Wow have you heard Jongho sing?

Yeah, he's crazy good. Definitely the best 4th generation vocalist of K-pop!

by serieaaa February 1, 2025

A.I Generated

Basically if Akinator stole a bunch of stuff and mashed it together to create a horrific abomination that a bunch of Nazi Chuds, Basement Dwellers, Fandom Menaces and Crypto Bros think is comparable to actual art.

Kyle: Dude, look at this masterpiece I made!
Daniel: Dude, that's clearly A.I Generated, get a fucking life

by Big, Big, Martian March 4, 2025