The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
by BoyBloo June 23, 2014
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One of the most popular asked questions of the century. Usually followed by "I yoink it then my splurg go off?" Scientists have never been able to solve this compelling question.
by D'twamm May 11, 2021
Get the da gloop go off? mug.The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:
a) Your balls
or
b) Your coochie.
Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.
a) Your balls
or
b) Your coochie.
Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.
Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.
Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.
Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.
by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008
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Client: Yo man can I cop an ounce?
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
by corrdawg May 6, 2006
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LALISA MANOBAN
LALISA or LISA from BLACKPINK is the Global IT Girl. She got everything an IT Girl needs looks, relevancy, impact, popularity and ofc she's hella rich. Lisa is the most popular female idol and most successful kpop soloist, whatever she wears or endorse gets sold out within few minutes. she's loved by many also hated by many(jealousy you see). Lisa is the standard they hate her but they so badly want to be like her.
LALISA or LISA from BLACKPINK is the Global IT Girl. She got everything an IT Girl needs looks, relevancy, impact, popularity and ofc she's hella rich. Lisa is the most popular female idol and most successful kpop soloist, whatever she wears or endorse gets sold out within few minutes. she's loved by many also hated by many(jealousy you see). Lisa is the standard they hate her but they so badly want to be like her.
A: OMG! Have you seen LISA's new bvlgari ad?
B: of course I have! How can I miss watching the Global IT Girl's bvlgari ad.
A: did you saw how that bvlgari ring lisa endorse got sold out?
B: Yeah I saw I heard Lisa sold out 2 million bands worldwide
A: God she's truly an IT Girl, her impact and brand power is insane
B: of course I have! How can I miss watching the Global IT Girl's bvlgari ad.
A: did you saw how that bvlgari ring lisa endorse got sold out?
B: Yeah I saw I heard Lisa sold out 2 million bands worldwide
A: God she's truly an IT Girl, her impact and brand power is insane
by LSCRAVE January 30, 2022
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