Getting Chasm'ed

Giving false information about bicycles with a condescending tone.

I was getting Chasm'ed on Mountain Bike Review when I asked about 29+ wheel sets.

by ChrisGo! October 24, 2014

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

get nogged

To drink or be given egg nog.

PJ and Genevieve get nogged cuddling under a blanket on a cold winter day.

by Yung Peej December 16, 2013

Getting Duggared

Slowly having your nipples fondled by your older brother, while you sleep.

I can't believe someone would compare getting duggared to straight up penetration. Gawd.

by duggarz July 15, 2015

get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.

The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.

by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015