February 28

February 28th is when all girls despite talking, dating, or married to someone, must send at least 3 selfies to their significant other.

Hey babe its February 28th you know what that means, fine here's some cute selfies of me.
Why did you send me selfies of you I didn't ask for them, its February 28th so I had to.

by Houston71693 February 26, 2021

February

Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.

Hey There wanna fuck?

No???

You can’t say no it’s fucking February

Well yes then.

“Boys eyes start shining”

by Giindo December 21, 2019

February 4th “Gay Day”

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips.

Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Fingerless February

Like no nut November but for females

Person 1: "hey how funny is it that boys have to suffer through no nut November? "
Person 2: "i know its hilarious"
Person 3: "you guys do know we have to suffer through fingerless February"
Person 2: "oh shit i forgot about that"

by db_db May 31, 2023

February 14th

National Dick pic day

Send a dick pic to someone on February 14th

by Sexy bitch 95 February 14, 2024

February 5

A day that a girl obsessed with a fictional men and a man who will never love her was born. If her name starts with an S, run.

Omg it’s Sarah!
Hey bro she was born on February 5, run.

by MIYAMURA <3 November 23, 2021

February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by anonymous December 10, 2021