7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J May 9, 2018

thin 7

Something a douchebag says to another douchebag to describe a really heinous golf shot.

"Dude bro, that was a bragadocious thin 7! Let's get lit and listen to some ICP to celebrate!"

by ElDorko March 11, 2017

chapter 7

The chapter in which every shitty thing on this planet and every fuckin interesting thing happens within books I read that has been RIPPED OUT.

God I hate how no books ever actually have chapter 7!

by ZtheAsian July 20, 2016

7 Sweater

when you sweat the same amount as 7 people

"Oh damn you exercised hard"

"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"

by SweaterTings January 29, 2018

7:30

Getting dubbed and learning that the girl has feelings for someone else.

Person A: Bro, did she 7:30 you?
Person B: Yeah bro, what a bitch

by yougogirl101 February 11, 2018

7 up cup

Cup 7 nutsacks in a row without breathing

Paris Hilton is Godess at the 7 up cup

by Buttboob January 20, 2017

The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

by TMG4Lyfe December 7, 2019