Erectionize

When you see someone, recognize them, and then get an erection.

Adam: Who is that? She looks familiar!
Dan: I can't tell who it is. Is that Alex?
Adam: Oh it is. Damn. I just erectionized her.

by AK4792 May 12, 2015

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

Erectionary

A dickin' down on a girl so good that it's revolutionary

man that girl got an erectionary this mornin

by chcecc06010510 October 4, 2016

Erectusaurus

When you can tell the largest person in the room has a boner

Did you see Dillon, he has a boner.
Ya he's the erectusaurus in the room right now.

by SimplyOG June 2, 2016

erectophile

A person who enjoys looking at erect penises

The boss caught Bill looking at porn again, he's such an erectophile.

by Chingatch Croute September 16, 2016

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016

Erectum

When you are really horny, only with your ass hole.

OMG, I have such an erectum, my ass is gagging for it.

by Khimler December 22, 2016