“Depressed Cows”

literally the best boi who is shy af tho

“Depressed cows” is soo nice ;w;

by InkyKinky May 24, 2018

Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game

“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”

by hecking fricker May 25, 2020

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Depressive Episode

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

by YumYum22 February 13, 2024

Depression

Erin

Erin Mary

feelings of severe despondency and dejection, Physical ills were miserable, but this depression was unbearable.

by Ezza November 8, 2019

Depressed

Something my friends think I’m lying about being.

OMG you’re lying right? You can’t be depressed.

by Lol I’m A Gay Bitch September 9, 2019

song depression

when a song your listening to sounds so sad it makes you depressed.
not limited to personal experiences with the song.

man sin by stone temple pilots made me so depressed i had to quit listening to it! gave me major song depression.

by kieralovedanny October 22, 2025