daniel cairns

someone who has hair bigger than the wall of china and who constantly gets beaten on fifa. and he loves karis and they love to play football with each other, he plays for his local team grimsby town juniors as a left back on the bench

doing an indie daniel cairns

by adrian harrison cairns laddd December 20, 2013

Daniel Cronin

Sexy Mofo that gets all the ladies and is classified as the alpha male in the friend group, Dan asserts himself within the groups as an absolute god and he derserves a noble prize ps he has a large cock

Ohh Daniel Cronin ur so hot

by Astrea January 20, 2021

belle daniels

a peng girl with big bunda and double d's who has blue eyes and dates noah nicopolous

oiiii u looking like belle daniels today u leng

by DontbesillySuckmywilly July 31, 2021

Dementia Daniel

A term used for a person who has dementia, acts like a fucking idiot, and is rude to literally anyone they meet even if they don’t know them. They’re usually gay and always deny that they’re gay but will always ask you for dick pics. They also have an extreme foot fetish and will jerk off uncontrollably if they see a male’s foot for half a second.

Random person: *minding their own business*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*

by PissTruck October 27, 2022

daniel and amina

Daniel and Amina are the most perfect and good looking couple out there! Amina is the prettiest and kindest while Daniel is the most handsome boy. Everyone wishes they were a part of their relationship!
If there’s someone who’s going to have perfect kids in the future, then that is Daniel and Amina. They will live the happiest life ever and Daniel will live as the luckiest man to exist for marrying Amina.
Short told: They are perfect for each other and everyone loves them! God bless!

Girls: «omg I wish I was her!»
Boys: «why can’t I be that guy?»
Aka, they’re all jealous because Daniel and Amina are so perfect for each other!

by you will never find me baby March 23, 2020

Daniel Lloyd

Daniel Lloyd is the real world Batman and has a secret base in the UK, Japan, Russia and of course Gotham city. His Bat-mobile is just a motorized wheelie bin with the batman symbol drawn on the front in crayon (Crayola crayons of course). Knows ninja moves and fought in the Vietnam war, on both sides no less!

Also Daniel Lloyd A.K.A Batman has shared a close personal relationship with people such as Nelson Mandela, Ian Watkins, Fidel Castro, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan over the years but all have sworn an oath to keep their knowledge of Batman's true Identity a secret.

"I heard Daniel Lloyd is Batman."
"Shhh that sort of talk'll get yous in trouble it will."

by Alfredthebutler September 6, 2012

Daniele [halal]

An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.

Addryen: hey, do you know what happened to Daniele halal?
ToeEater: no but I wanna fuck him rn

by Cima XVII March 8, 2021