Sneaky Castro

Reach around.

Your mom sneaked up on me and tugged my weasel, in the old Cuban sneaky Castro.

by Itsthatovoxo January 8, 2026

king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver February 3, 2008

soggy white castle

1. Jack off
2. Cum into a white tube sock
3. Take cum filled tube sock and slap girlfriend in the face while asking where your after binge drinking White Castle is at.

"Yo, last night I was craving dat white castle man."

"Oh yeah, did your botch get it for you?"

"Yeah, after I gave that bitch a mother fucking soggy white castle!"

by mcdinger May 17, 2014

raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.

Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.

by castle raider April 8, 2016

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

pull a castro

to buy something really stupid at a really expensive price

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!

by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017

Rains of Castamere

The best way to hold business talks in Westeros

We came to the conclusion once he Rains of Castamered me

by SharonF. May 28, 2017