California Pizza

The sexual act of jizzing, shitting, and vomiting on an unsuspecting woman's (or man's?) chest (in no particular order), making a very disgusting pizza. Then for added entertainment, rub her jugs together to slice up the pie.

Man: I met this chick at the bar with a tramp stamp that said "Cali 'Za" and I had no idea what it meant.

Friend: Did you ask her about it?

Man: Yeah, then she took me back to her place and had me cum, shit and throw up on her chest, she called it a "California Pizza"

Friend: Why would you even do that?! shit.

by Hustle and Go May 3, 2009

.50 Caliber

A bullet that is very long and powerful. It is used in some sniper rifles (like the Barret .50 Cal) , AA guns, and sometimes chainguns or mounted machine guns. The bullet is about the length of an average middle finger. It is used to take down vehicles and armored personnel. This munition is not commonly used against lightly armored personnel, but it can still take someone out with one hit.

.50 Caliber snipers are boss

by MW2 Freak January 6, 2011

Californian

An ignorant, beady-eyed valley boy who speaks Pauly Shore.

Shutup you stupid Californian.

by biffola December 7, 2003

Calico

A champion exhibit of a woman

A:Hey who's that foxy, blonde haired, blue eyed girl?

B:Thats Calico!

by DJ H July 4, 2009

California Steam Roller

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.

California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"

by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010

california roll

2. The act of making your tongue move in a waveform motion while performing fellatio.

Tonya's special skill as a hooker was her California Roll for blow jobs.

by CJ Fitzpatrick May 7, 2005

California Jumping Frog

Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.

there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006