No Carey Christmas

It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"

I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.

by DeiOlympi December 10, 2023

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.

John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.

by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

turd in a christmas cake

Its like a turd in a Christmas cake means then you expect to get something good, but turns out bad.

Chris gave me a job the other day, it turned out to be a turd in a christmas cake

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

DeJoy of Christmas

The special feeling one has around the holidays when first-class mail takes more than a week to reach its destination.

“I got your card the day after Christmas.”
“Now we can celebrate DeJoy of Christmas!”

by pseudopoz January 1, 2025