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Kentucky blow job

When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016
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minnesota blow job

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't
by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016
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Blow Joe Day

Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022
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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.
"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"
by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019
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dirty blow whore

A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.

Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.

Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
by Cheetoman69er December 30, 2017
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Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019
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Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
by newsvava July 29, 2016
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